I’ve just started Adventure Time… I thought I could sink no lower. 

penandpage:

highfunctioningdarklordofall:

farwin:

hoplophilia:

Dragon’s Breath is a very gorgeous type of opal made into many types of jewelry.

They look like gateways to other dimensions… :O

That top left one looks like it’s plotting to take over Middle Earth

4-8yr Olds Describing Love.  

• Rebecca, age 8: When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love.
• Terri, age 4: Love is what makes you smile when you're tired.
• Danny, age 7: Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.
• Nikka, age 6: If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate.
• Elaine, age 5: Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken.
• Chris, age 7: Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford.
• Mary Ann, age 4: Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day.

nephilim-princess:

Volunteer by ~AnastasiaMantihora

chav-tas-tic:

hey I wanna write fluff first seven people who reblog this w their OTP in the tags or added will get a really shitty fluff in their ask or submit

jpierrepontcriss:

my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home

mrcraabs:

i’m terribly sorry sir, but for the last time, no, you can not pay us in stickers. i don’t care how many stickers you have. this is a high end restaurant. holy shit that is a lot of stickers. okay just give me those and you are free to go don’t tell anyone about this

sunsetorangepeeta:

*drops out of school to become full-time book reader*

tr3ndyc00l:

apparently my school made the senior dinner great gatsby themed

because what better theme for a graduation party than the inaccessibility of the american dream

euclase2:

Wilson’s Heart, drawn in PS

lourdes-flower-bomb:

thepinkrobynhood:

madeupmonkeyshit:

every time i log off

I LOVED THIS SHOW

Childhood

quazza:

i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence

honeyglazecrossing:

Sure why not